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TIP #44

PICTURES THAT ARE NEVER ALLOWED ON YOUR ONLINE DATING PROFILE:

  • You next to a car
  • You in a car
  • Your car
  • You with an ex-girlfriend blatantly cut from the photo
  • You with an ex-girlfriend still in the picture, literally and figuratively
  • You naked.
  • Headshots…no, not that head—the other one.
  • Your bedroom, especially if you call it your “boudoir,” or say, “this is where the magic happens.”
  • You flexing (unless it’s somehow ironic).
  • You in a hot tub.
  • You five years ago with more hair and/or less weight.
  • You passed out with a drawing of a penis on your face.