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TIP #33

Women (especially the right women) flock to food like moths to a flame. I learned this last night at a party. The most popular men were the dudes holding the food. So, instead of sending over a drink to the cute girl at the bar, try sending over some cheese fries, tater tots, mozzarella sticks…pretty much any carb will do.

Bonus points if you send a carb mixed with cheese.

No, seriously. Trust me. And, if not me, then trust Liz Lemon:

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Posted on June 15th, 2011
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  1. thesweetlife18 reblogged this from alesbiansadviceforastraightman
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  3. somuchdrunk reblogged this from alesbiansadviceforastraightman and added:
    Hahahahahaha, love!
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  7. indigoredroulette reblogged this from complicatedtriangulated and added:
    and I will decline, simply cos I don’t drink. But get...I might reconsider.
  8. caitofthenorthwest reblogged this from whiskeybentandhellbound and added:
    This is the way to get me to do just about anything. Provide me with cheese carbs.
  9. uphereforever reblogged this from signthewire
  10. complicatedtriangulated reblogged this from rosencarousel and added:
    That is sexier than any cocktail. Do not deny.
  11. rabblevolunteer reblogged this from thelefthandedwifeinhiding and added:
    Yeah, you send me over some cheese fries and I’d be sold at that point.
  12. rosencarousel reblogged this from onedayiwillfuckyourparents and added:
    Buying me a drink, especially if you aren’t in my friend group or you’re the only one there trying to socialize with me,...
  13. itsdestiny reblogged this from alesbiansadviceforastraightman and added:
    For real though.
  14. a-n-i-m-u-l-a reblogged this from theonlycanvas and added:
    As lovely as this sounds, wouldn’t it be awkward talking to a guy while having cheese fries stuck in your mouth?
  15. theonlycanvas reblogged this from iwaswearingacardigan
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  17. onedayiwillfuckyourparents reblogged this from iwaswearingacardigan and added:
    I’d sleep with a guy that got me food over a guy that got me a drink any day.
  18. iwaswearingacardigan reblogged this from notsodarling- and added:
    THIS IS TRUE FACT RIGHT HERE.
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