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BONUS TIPS: Nice vs. Ew

NICE
Telling a girl you’re dating that you’re thinking of them.
EW
Telling a girl you’ve never been on a date with that you’re thinking of them.

NICE
Calling a girl you’re interested in just to say “hi.”
EW
Calling a girl you’re interested in and breathing heavily into to the phone before hanging up.

NICE
Leaving your girlfriend a little love Post-it note.
EW
Leaving your girlfriend via a Post-it note.

NICE
Asking her how her day was.
EW
Asking her what she’s wearing.

NICE
Holding her hand in public.
EW
Grabbing her ass in public.

NICE
Provided you’re at that point, telling her you want her.
EW
Even if you’re at that point, telling her what you want her to do to you.

NICE
Telling a girl you’ve been dating that she’s the girl of your dreams.
EW
Telling a girl you have never been on a date with that you’ve dreamt about her.

NICE
Offering to pay for her dinner, movie ticket, etc.
EW
Offering to pay her.

NICE
Telling her you love her.
EW
Telling her you love her on the first date.


NICE
A first kiss.
EW
A first kiss with tongue.

NICE
Walking her to her door.
EW
Walking her to her door and then asking to come in. If she doesn’t invite you, it’s not happening.

NICE
Being on time.
EW
Being late and not bothering to let her know that you’re running behind schedule.

NICE
A text here and there.
EW
Only texting.

Posted on June 3rd, 2011
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